04-24-2018, 02:43 PM
(04-21-2018, 11:38 AM)Pheidippides Wrote: In Kitchener you can use the Ping Street app to report potholes and parking complaints.
You could simply report a pothole on the sidewalk and they'd have to clear the snow to check for the pothole.
\off topic : Reminds me of this:
Some Jokester Wrote:Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'