12-06-2020, 10:27 PM
"Trump Virus" is trending on Twitter.
Okay, so hear me out: This is why this is a great idea. His staff wants to call the vaccine the "Trump Vaccine". So we have a certain rule we have to follow when it comes to vaccines. Really simple, actually. For example, the polio virus, we have the polio vaccine, measles virus, measles vaccine, etc. So if Trump want's to call it "The Trump Vaccine", then we need to call this virus "The Trump Virus". Okay, so hear me out for the rest: The US is the hardest hit country, and Trump and Friends haven't taken this seriously, and fail to call the virus by it's proper name, covid-19, or Corona Virus. They prefer to call it "The China Virus". However, if we call it "The China Virus", the vaccine has to be called "The China Vaccine". Calling to "The China Virus" isn't exactly politically correct. And, by all means, a similar virus, The Spanish Flu, which actually originated in the US, sets a precedent that one doesn't need to name a virus after its alleged original location. And both "The Trump Virus" and "The Trump Vaccine" are great sounding. And it's only fitting because Trump and all his friends and even family have gotten the virus, and it's all related to Trump.
Therefore, this is my formal request to change the title from covid-19 pandemic to "The Trump Pandemic". Thanks.
Okay, so hear me out: This is why this is a great idea. His staff wants to call the vaccine the "Trump Vaccine". So we have a certain rule we have to follow when it comes to vaccines. Really simple, actually. For example, the polio virus, we have the polio vaccine, measles virus, measles vaccine, etc. So if Trump want's to call it "The Trump Vaccine", then we need to call this virus "The Trump Virus". Okay, so hear me out for the rest: The US is the hardest hit country, and Trump and Friends haven't taken this seriously, and fail to call the virus by it's proper name, covid-19, or Corona Virus. They prefer to call it "The China Virus". However, if we call it "The China Virus", the vaccine has to be called "The China Vaccine". Calling to "The China Virus" isn't exactly politically correct. And, by all means, a similar virus, The Spanish Flu, which actually originated in the US, sets a precedent that one doesn't need to name a virus after its alleged original location. And both "The Trump Virus" and "The Trump Vaccine" are great sounding. And it's only fitting because Trump and all his friends and even family have gotten the virus, and it's all related to Trump.
Therefore, this is my formal request to change the title from covid-19 pandemic to "The Trump Pandemic". Thanks.