Posts: 59
Threads: 4
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
4
Hey all.
I am looking to buy a duplex or triplex in the next year, and am looking for an agent who really understands rental properties. Anyone have any recommendations?
Posts: 3
Threads: 1
Joined: May 2015
Reputation:
1
Hey there Brenden,
I'm new to this site so let me know if your questions have been answered already. I'm a mortgage broker and I work closely with a number of realtors. The tricky part is financing those units as it involves market rent analysis if you don't have lease agreements in place. I could help you run through a few scenarios if you're interested, that way you could see if you'd be cash-flow positive after expenses. No-obligation, just thought I'd put it out there.
Posts: 278
Threads: 4
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
5
Well... that does seem like the writing of a professional essayist...
Posts: 896
Threads: 2
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
11
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Posts: 10,190
Threads: 64
Joined: Sep 2014
Reputation:
290
Could you maybe do the egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam?
Posts: 896
Threads: 2
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
11
01-01-2018, 09:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-01-2018, 09:40 PM by DHLawrence.)
Without the spam?! Bleuh!
Posts: 4,361
Threads: 15
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
119
I'll have your Spam, darling; I love it!
Posts: 4,907
Threads: 155
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
118
That was some high quality writing. I'd hire them.
Love coming back from vacation to see that. Happy New Year everyone!